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We do not do pop-ups, sell advertising, or use visitor tracking tools. WordPress does use some tracking cookies so if you have a problem with that don’t access this website. We do not give a rat’s ass about your personal information and we are not going to protect it so we don’t collect it. To whit we collect only the technical details to facilitate access as required to administer the technology of the website. Tracking information includes EVERY IP address, geo-location data of the IP, whether it is being referred, is a hop point/proxy, or is behind a service IP like NAT/PAT. We block most TOR/Proxy/hostile proxy garbage by default. This website costs the owners money to operate and maintain and there is no cost or commercial gain from maintaining the website.
We don’t allow comments or other than owner posts on this website. If you are a jerk online, attack the website, attack the host, dox the owners, or slander someone and they want your IP address they can have it. If you are scoping out the website and attack it we will drill down on the IP address, hand it over to law enforcement and even post it in a public area as a hostile IP address. If it isn’t you to bad. We are not here to protect you from lawsuits. This may (not likely) change, as noted above.
As of May 1, 2018 all non-owner user comments and articles have been affiliated with a contributor account and pseudo anonymized. Similarly all future sign ups to comment or post articles have been disabled. The user database has been deleted and wiped from various archives and back ups. Textual data found in comments or articles remains currently but is being reviewed for possible deletion in the future. File storage of documents and pdf’s are being reviewed and will be deleted where consent to post was not a requirement at the time. Some names, user names, email addresses that may lead to identity can be found in article contents at this time. Those are being reviewed and deleted where/when found. Cross posted content with various commercial providers (e.g. LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter, etc.) has been deleted as thoroughly as possible. Various social media profiles listed as “selil”, or “Sam Liles” have ceased publication and requests have been generated to delete the profiles on the providers servers.
Comment on University and Employer Affiliation
The owners of this site have previously been affiliated with specific universities and employers. However, the site, the content, the links provided are not to be associated with any specific university or employer policies or positions. The materials as presented are the expression of the specific authors. People may be directed to this site for materials, find out information about the owners, have their materials posted with their permission by the owners, but they will never be graded or assessed on the materials located here. All materials are available through a variety of means. Social, political, personal opinions are not to be construed as the position of the owners employers. This website is NOT a university resource as it is paid for exclusively by the owners and as such not subject to any university or employer controls on content or politics. The owners and other contributors are acting as private individuals when writing on this website with the full protection of First Amendment Rights (Renken v. Gregory & Gorum v. Sessoms).
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Confidentiality and Transmissions over the Internet
The transmission of data or information (including communications by e-mail) over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks is not secure, and is subject to possible loss, interception or alteration while in transit. Accordingly, we do not assume any liability for any damage you may experience or costs you may incur as a result of any transmissions over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks, such as transmissions involving the exchange of e-mail with us (including those which may contain your personal information). We don’t care. We make no efforts to safeguard the privacy of the information you provide us, period. All submissions to this website via email or otherwise becomes our property to make life easier, on us. You accept this and live with it. It’s too much work otherwise. In no event will the information you provide to us be deemed confidential, create any fiduciary obligations to you on our part, or result in any liability to you on our part in the event that such information is inadvertently released by us or accessed by third parties without our consent. .
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Indemnification by User
Third Parties and Links
Intellectual Property Rights
Our policy is to comply with all intellectual property laws and to act quickly upon receiving any notice of claimed infringement. If you believe that your work has been reproduced on this website in a manner that constitutes copyright infringement, please let us know immediately by sending email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
All content posted on this website belong to the owners with the exception of guest authors who retain their rights of secondary and tertiary use. As of May 1, 2018 all articles by former guest authors are labeled as “contributor” and their details were wiped along with the user database. There is NO AGREEMENT to allow for reposting of content from this webpage to include articles, photographs, diagrams, or any other content stored or displayed on this website anywhere else on the Internet. The owners can count on one hand the individuals who have been given permission to post pictures on their personal websites.
Please note there are jerks and assholes all over the Internet (duh). Content from this website is copied by robot agents on several SPAM and aggregation websites. Entire articles, sections of pages, phrases, titles, and other content are continuously infringed on by students, academics, governments, and corporations. Get a freaking clue before telling me an article posted by Sydney is infringing when it was posted a full year before a particular agency copied much of her content. Your inability to not jump to conclusions is not my problem.
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Grammar and Typo’s
The owners are busy people. They post articles, take the time out to do research, go on adventures, suggest courses of action and in general try to make the world a better place. The world is filled with critics and if you feel the need to critique a free service, done by people in their minimal free time, and you want to take some kind of moral superiority because you found an extra letter, a their/there/they’re issue, a mixed up subject/clause, run on sentence, or some other bullshit. If you feel the need to ignore whatever message because the grammar or typo got in the way of your ability to perceive content and message. If you feel you have to say something snarky on Twitter or a blog. If you are such a small person needing to detract or pull down others. If you need to act on your “I can write better” perception even if it is a lie. Then kindly go fuck yourself and never visit this website again.
If you do not like cursing why are you still here?
This website was made as an experiment in radical transparency in 1997 and was overtaken by the political processes of another nation in 2018. For that reason content is going to slowly start disappearing forever. I don’t know how long it will take, but it is going to happen. Since much of the content is time/topical that should not cause to many issues. The website is no longer indexed by any of the Internet archives.
Many thanks to John C. Dvorak for the original.